

Curse these blasted interknots, and their perpetuation of multiplications of myself!
No matter. The moving paintings are not mine to give one the permission to borrow, replication of myself! They are but the work of others I have found in my exploration in this Midgardian interknot! You are free to do as you wish!
In other words: Thor is a pirate.
Such a vile accusation! I would never partake in piracy — I have not even a ship on water to accomplish such a heinous act!
Pfft! So you finally boarded Captain Fury’s Ship, huh Thor? Did he get you an eyepatch too? Maybe a peg leg?
Pssh, of course Thor is a Pirate. He’s a god from Norse mythology. The religion of notorious sea raiders also known as...
… Pff… UAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh my god. I will never regret following this blog. I can’t even.
Thor Odinson everyone! *crowd applauds*
Pfft! So you finally boarded Captain Fury’s Ship, huh Thor? Did he get you an eyepatch too? Maybe a peg leg?