Not Bad for Amazing! 

It's kind of a funny story.

Not "haha" funny. More like "Bang, bang, slam, slam, zap, zap, boom, boom, stab, stab, ouch" funny.

It all started with one bite. A spider's. Which, of course, doesn't always lead to nonsense like this, but hey! A bit of responsibility might change this story from bizarre

to amazing.

I'm Spider-Man.

((I track the tag spideysblog))

(Icon by Marcia Takara, gif by *parisalleyne, scans by Andy, Face Claim is Jim Sturgess)
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ask-the-mighty-thor:

mat2modblog:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Curse these blasted interknots, and their perpetuation of multiplications of myself!

No matter. The moving paintings are not mine to give one the permission to borrow, replication of myself! They are but the work of others I have found in my exploration in this Midgardian interknot! You are free to do as you wish!

In other words: Thor is a pirate.

Such a vile accusation! I would never partake in piracy — I have not even a ship on water to accomplish such a heinous act!


Pfft! So you finally boarded Captain Fury’s Ship, huh Thor? Did he get you an eyepatch too? Maybe a peg leg?

ask-the-mighty-thor:

mat2modblog:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Curse these blasted interknots, and their perpetuation of multiplications of myself!

No matter. The moving paintings are not mine to give one the permission to borrow, replication of myself! They are but the work of others I have found in my exploration in this Midgardian interknot! You are free to do as you wish!

In other words: Thor is a pirate.

Such a vile accusation! I would never partake in piracy — I have not even a ship on water to accomplish such a heinous act!

Pfft! So you finally boarded Captain Fury’s Ship, huh Thor? Did he get you an eyepatch too? Maybe a peg leg?


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    Pssh, of course Thor is a Pirate. He’s a god from Norse mythology. The religion of notorious sea raiders also known as...
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    … Pff… UAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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    Thor Odinson everyone! *crowd applauds*
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    Pfft! So you finally boarded Captain Fury’s Ship, huh Thor? Did he get you an eyepatch too? Maybe a peg leg?